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1. Do you snore?
I hope not.

2. Are you a lover or a fighter?
Obviously fighter... Right?

3. What's your worst fear?
Fear itself. But I have God.

4. As a kid, where you a lego maniac?
were*
I'm a spelling Nazi.
Nazis...Hmm...
Oops I digressed... Well, not really, lego was a painful memory actually. I always stepped on those.

5. What do you think of "reality" tv?
Reality is boring.
Fiction is also boring, by the by. Depends on the person thinking it up.

6. Do you chew on your straws?
Yes, and I think it is a sign of boredom, distress, or annoyance.

7. Were you a cute baby?
Yes I was.

8. Is the single life for you?
Of course.

9. What color is your keyboard?
Black, hoorah.

10. Do your sing in the shower?
Not really, I shower too quickly.

11. Have you ever sky-dived before?
No... I don't particularly want to anyway.

12. Any secret talents?
Arguing? It's a secret because I don't argue much with people I actually know in real life, haha.

13. What's your ideal vacation spot?
Uh, perhaps Russia? I don't know, I like cold places.

14. Can you swim?
Nope, please laugh at me.

16. Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko"?
No.
It sounds peculiar. It might be peculiar.

17. Do you care about the ozone?
Yes, trioxygen is very nicely made~ <3

18. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
What in the world is a tootsie pop?!

19. Can you sing the alphabet backwards?
I don't want to, it sounds horrible! *cries*

20. Have you ever been on an airplane?
Yes. It was fun, there were Pokemon Gold and Silver to play on the back of a seat!

21. Are you a single child?
No. Can't say I hate not being a single child, haha.

22. Do you prefer electronic or manual pencil sharpeners?
.
There're electronic pencil sharpeners now?
.
I feel old.

23. What's your stand on hunting?
Hunting is fun...
In the virtual world.
It just isn't good in the real world, I mean, can I hunt humans?

24. Is marriage in your future?
I hope absolutely not, for some odd reason.

25. Do you like your handwriting?
My friends say it is beautiful, and yes, it's sarcasm.
However, I thank them from the bottom of my heart for praising me.

26. What are you allergic to?
I don't know! I sneeze a lot, though!

27. When was the last time you said 'I love you?'
To my mum, I guess.

28. Is Tupac still alive?
Who's that?

29. Do you cry at weddings?
I've never been to a wedding, sigh.
But of course not, there's nothing to cry over.

30. How do you like your eggs?
Any egg is fine unless it is raw, charred, or rotten.

31. Are blondes dumb?
It really depends on genetics.
Other than hair colour.

32. Where does the other sock end up?
In my closet.
Under my pants.
Tangled with a belt.
Oops.

33. What time is it?
Summer time.


34. Do you have a nickname?
Yes, loads.

35. Is McDonald's disgusting?
The chicken and vegetables are yucky.

36. When was the last time you were in a car?
Sunday.

37. Do you prefer baths or showers?
Baths waste so much water! (because I splash in them and what not) Showers are better.

38. Is Santa Claus real?
No. Of course not.

39. Do you like having you neck kissed?
Uh... I don't know how it feels like, but it must be icky.

40. Are you afraid of the dark?
Not really. But then again, my brain might just decide to hallucinate.

41. What are you addicted to?
Apparently, boredom. Hmm.

42. Crunchy or creamy peanut butter?
Creamy, yum.

43. Can you crack your neck?
No! I cannot! I do not know why! D:

44. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
No, but I could have.

45. How many times have you brushed your teeth today?
Once.

46. Is drug free the way to be?
Yes, obviously. Unless you are one of those "YOLO, SO LET'S DO DRUGS" idiots.

47. Are you a heavy sleeper?
I think so. Haha.

48. What color are your eyes?
They are weird.
Very weird.
(I was just wondering, are red eyes even real? Red has red eyes! :d)

50. Do you like your life?
Yes, I do.
Since I found God, it is a fantastic life I have.

51. Who's better: Stone Cold or The Rock?
What's that?
Rocks stone.
Ha, I'm so punny.

52. Are you psychic?
I am Dark.
I can OHKO a Psychic.


53. Have you read "Catcher in the Rye"?
No, but I've heard of it too.

54. Do you play any instruments?
Air guitar? Hahaha! XD

55. Have you ever stolen money?
I don't think so.
But maybe I pocketed some coins from the floor?

56. Can you snowboard?
No! I might die! *cries again*

57. Do you like camping?
No, but I like eating. S'mores.

58. Do you snort when you laugh?
No, I hope not! Or I'll have to type 'hahasnortha'! :3

59. Do you believe in magic?
No ew. X(

60. Are dogs a man's best friend?
Perhaps, I've seen lots of dogs on their masters' grave.

61. You believe in divorce?
Yes. It is real.

62. Can you do the moonwalk?
Nope!
Have you heard of the sunwalk? You walk on the Sun, but since you're burning and melting you should sprint forward, not glide backwards.
I always do the sunwalk.

63. Do you make a lot of mistakes?
Yeah, I guess... Sigh.

64. Is it cold outside today?
Not really, it is Summer here.

65. What was the last thing you ate?
Spaghetti.
Instant ones.

66. Do you wear nail polish?
Uh, no.
Males should not wear nail polish. It is weird.

67. Have you ever been kissed?
Yes, my mum.

68. What's the most annoying TV commercial?
IMO, Macdonalds'.
They are already rich. Please make them stop...

69. Do you shop at American Eagle?
What is that again?
I'm too detached from the outside world.

70. Favourite song at the moment?
I don't know...

71. Do you like your job?
I don't have one yet!

72. Do you like your classes in school?
They're okay, but my teachers should be grilled.
On a barbecue plate.

73. How do you like your meat cooked?
Not too raw, not overcooked either.

74. Do you like these surveys.
I do too much of these.

75. Do you know how to tag three peoples?
No.

BONUS!
76. Why did the Chicken Cross the road?
Oh, I saw an American answer, which made me sad.
It had something to do with drug dealing, jail, mass murder, family death, drinking, seeking revenge, and suicide, in the following order... And chickens did all those.